The Man Who Sailed Over The Sun [accidental; video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[This accidental video starts out a tad fuzzy because of the harsh static that married the footage, however it was easy for those listening to hear the conversation at hand.]

I-I have no idea how that happened! I was merely trying to reach the shelf, and then I went sailing through damn ceiling!

Are you hurt? Look like you broke a few things…

Of course, I’m hurt! What the hell do you expect, you mindless churl?! I went through the bloody damn roof!

We have to get you to a doctor then!

Oh, you can think after all! Here I was worried that you Gaian bastards were incapable of thought.

[The audio eventually gives out, but the video finally pops on. With hints of blue and white peeking into the lenses of the sky phone’s camera, one could tell that they were staring at a large gaping hole within the ceiling of someone’s room. The audio is muted, but people could be seen walking past the camera looking quite panicked.

With several planks of wood falling from the ceiling, the onlookers scramble to get out the way, and the sky phone accidentally is trampled on. The connection ends.]



(ooc: it's really not hard to figure out which speaker is Cidolfus, is it? Expect some delay in his reply, but those in Lindblum can come see the chaos that ensued.)

Comments

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

My research. T'was your doing, churl...

[video]

[recites-always.livejournal.com]

Research? On the nethicite that killed me and nearly did the same to my friends?

[A snort.]

Are the words "churl" and "knave" the only insults you can come up with? I hear them an awful lot, despite the fact that you call yourself a "genius" quite often. I wonder if that is only limited to science, rather than language.

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

Then how about 'vermin', you overgrown mongrel! You seem to find sport in antagonizing me whenever you find the chance! You claim to sit high upon a mock pedestal all because my research accidentally did harm to you and your little friends.

[video]

[recites-always.livejournal.com]

[Have a very obvious display of rolling eyes.]

I have said nothing of the sort in quite some time. Two months if you would like a time frame and during all this time, I ignored you. If I really had made this into a sport, I would have spoken to you much sooner.

However, going through a roof prompted me to speak. Did you really fly or did you lose your balance?

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[Have a very obvious growl from the good doctor.]

Two months isn't enough! I could go on with the rest of my life never speaking to the likes of you again. I could have died happily knowing I would never put up with you or your merry band of idiots ever again.

Alas, you've returned not only to mock me but to find sport in my suffering. You are a despicable cur!

As for my accident, I flew I tell you

[video]

[recites-always.livejournal.com]

I already know how despicable I can be, there is no use in pointing this out.

And how did you fly? Jump into the air and float or have you suddenly gained wings that I do not see?

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[Why is he even persisting with this conversation? Cidolfus knows he'll end up seething sooner or later, but like a fool he decides to speak.]

If you must know, I was trying to reach a book from a shelf but it was too high up. Instead of getting the stool, I jumped up and next thing I know I went head first through the roof!

T'was quite bizarre, almost as if gravity itself forsook me.

Re: [video]

[recites-always.livejournal.com]

[Because since Vincent and Cid Raines changed job classes, along with the woman apparently destroying buildings with no just cause, he's wondering if something similar has effected Cid of Ivalice.]

Well, that does sound rather bizarre. And I take it you have never done this before, correct?

Perhaps you too changed classes, which is why you found yourself airborne after jumping.

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

Changed classes...? Whatever do you mean? I thought such was cast in stone. On the day when I first awoke here, the local shopkeepers proclaimed me to be a 'chemist'. They never spoke of the possibilities of changing classes, but if this is true--then what class could possibly exist that has me jumping like a frog?

[video]

[recites-always.livejournal.com]

Usually, it is. As far as I knew. But you, along with two others that I know of, have suddenly been about to change abilities that belief what "class" you were.

I don't know all the other classes, however, so I'm not sure what you are now. Perhaps you should ask the other Sky People?

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

Mayhap I should seek the aid of another, but this farce seems far too absurd to be true! Is this Garland's doing? I know that man only by name, but many of the Gaians mention him with such venom.

I suppose this mystery will remain as such until that fiend is found.