[ Irvine Video System - 011 (accidental) ]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

[Screen is tilted at an angle where two other SeeD members are trying to get Irvine off of a table. Irvine is holding a bottle in his hand and isn't exactly in a good mood and his words are slurred. The voice and video come in on the middle of the scene]

-EEL LIKE I'M THE KING OF GAIA! WOOO!

Irvine please calm down!

Why? We're stuck on this planet, everyone hates us now! Why should I calm down!?

Come on Irvine things aren't that bad, what about whe-

Bah! [Almost falls off the table] Whoa...I-I...Guys, guys...GUYS...I think...I had too much to drink.

[Sigh] Come on Irvine we'll take you back to your room

You know I had a girlfriend here on Gaia...cute thing...she's gone now

We know Irvine, we all knew!

YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING! But hey, remember the one thing about women! Women are-

[The SeeD picks up the sky phone and flicks it off. Crucial timing]

[OOC: So...Irvine's drunk guys...and he will respond to your answers, drunk...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE fun with that]

Comments

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

Huh? No, you got it wrong. You said women were something and then it cut out.

You were going to say pretty, right?

Re: [video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows that!

...[Looks] You know you kinda look like a woman...

and something

BUT! What I was gonna say was that women are...

Wait what did I say?

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

I do? [He seems to ponder this.]

Awesome!

You said there was one crucial thing about women! And then you stopped talking.

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say that around sailors though...they might get the wrong idea.

Also I forgot what I was gonna say.

I will say this kid. Never...EVER EVER...love someone. Cause the minute you do...they'll break your heart.

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

Awe you sure? 'Cause the only sailor I know is really, really pretty.

Not even a little bit?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

...Riiiiiigggghhhhhtttt, ignoring that.

[Wobbles a little as he drinks]

Not even that much. Well Friends and stuff is cool, cause they can help you out and you can have good memories. But no love!

Love bad! Got it kid?

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? 'Cause it sounds nice and all.

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Well it ain't! That's how they get you.

Love is a weapon and in the wrong hands...it's deadly...especially to men!

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

...what about to women who look like men?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

...you got some weeeeird fetishes, you know that kid?

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

What's so weird about her?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

...I...

nevermind [facepalms]