[ Irvine Video System - 011 (accidental) ]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

[Screen is tilted at an angle where two other SeeD members are trying to get Irvine off of a table. Irvine is holding a bottle in his hand and isn't exactly in a good mood and his words are slurred. The voice and video come in on the middle of the scene]

-EEL LIKE I'M THE KING OF GAIA! WOOO!

Irvine please calm down!

Why? We're stuck on this planet, everyone hates us now! Why should I calm down!?

Come on Irvine things aren't that bad, what about whe-

Bah! [Almost falls off the table] Whoa...I-I...Guys, guys...GUYS...I think...I had too much to drink.

[Sigh] Come on Irvine we'll take you back to your room

You know I had a girlfriend here on Gaia...cute thing...she's gone now

We know Irvine, we all knew!

YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING! But hey, remember the one thing about women! Women are-

[The SeeD picks up the sky phone and flicks it off. Crucial timing]

[OOC: So...Irvine's drunk guys...and he will respond to your answers, drunk...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE fun with that]

Comments

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

-pretty?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

[Irvine's in his room now, wearing no shirt and drinking still]

...I don't swing that way man...

I really...REALLY don't. Then again I am pretty...pretty. I think

Pretty pretty...isn't that beautiful?

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

Huh? No, you got it wrong. You said women were something and then it cut out.

You were going to say pretty, right?

Re: [video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows that!

...[Looks] You know you kinda look like a woman...

and something

BUT! What I was gonna say was that women are...

Wait what did I say?

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

I do? [He seems to ponder this.]

Awesome!

You said there was one crucial thing about women! And then you stopped talking.

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say that around sailors though...they might get the wrong idea.

Also I forgot what I was gonna say.

I will say this kid. Never...EVER EVER...love someone. Cause the minute you do...they'll break your heart.

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

Awe you sure? 'Cause the only sailor I know is really, really pretty.

Not even a little bit?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

...Riiiiiigggghhhhhtttt, ignoring that.

[Wobbles a little as he drinks]

Not even that much. Well Friends and stuff is cool, cause they can help you out and you can have good memories. But no love!

Love bad! Got it kid?

[video]

[warkitoff.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? 'Cause it sounds nice and all.

[Action]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[And cue the best friend closing her Skyphone and leaving it in her room. She'll be marching through the halls of G. Garden until she finds the drunken sharpshooter. Shoving the two men aside, Selphie scrambles up onto the table and promptly socks Irvine in the mouth.]

[Action]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't take that much to drop the cowboy cause he's on the floor]

OW!

[Action]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[Selphie hops down off the table with ease before she's standing over him, glaring at the idiot cowboy with her hands firmly placed on her hips. Seems like it's going to be her job to be lecturing everybody isn't it?]

Were you born yesterday or something? You're telling me to ignore everything and you're freaking out about it just as bad as I am?! What the hell, Irvine?!

[Action]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

[Gets up, staggering in front of her]

HEY! HEY! WHOA! HOLD ON! I'm not freaking out, well not about that!

I...[Almost falls again] I'm freaking out cause of this freaking place! Everything! Okay!?

[Action]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

And you think that getting drunk is the answer to that problem? Are you serious Irvine?

[Action]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Never said it was an answer! Just something to make sure I don't think about all those other times.

But of course you weren't there huh! [Drinks]

[Action]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

[She blinks before she wrestles the bottle away from him and hands it to one of the other SeeD's to dispose of.]

Now what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

[Action]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

What does that mean? It means when you were here you...you...

You were different, we were happier, and now that you don't remember, every day I have to keep telling myself that that Selphie is gone and you're here. That's what that suppose to mean!

That's why the faster I get off Gaia the better!

[Walks over and tries to get the bottle back from the SeeD]

[video]

[shurikenfemale.livejournal.com]

[Cissnei raises her eyebrows so far up they're probably in their own orbit. Now that was a drunk man.]

Just what exactly are we?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Well...sexy, gorgeous and manipulative...Why you ask?

[video]

[shurikenfemale.livejournal.com]

[She half-smiles, to hide her amusement obviously, and shrugs.]

Manipulative? Sir, you offend me.

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

[Peers into the screen] Well...maybe not that manipulative...you are cute though...reallllly cute.

[video]

[shurikenfemale.livejournal.com]

[She smiles broadly but takes it with a grain of salt. He was drunk after all.]

So I've been told but please, do tell, I'm very interested in why you think we're manipulative.

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Well, cause you are! I mean I was with a girl, planet takes her away, and now she CONVENIENTLY doesn't remember.

And don't go telling me time bullcrap stuff. I know time, hell I've been to the future!

[video]

[shurikenfemale.livejournal.com]

Now, now, you can't go making a sweeping generalization of all of us.

[Says the girl who was trained in the art of combat and stealth and was among the top Turks of her time.]

The future? Really now?

[Was this his drunk self kicking into high gear? Then again, it's possible that it was not unlikely.]

What happened to this girl?

[video]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

That's why I date a lot of girls...general consensus

As for the girl...she's...here. Around