[video] (backdated to the 16th)

[pastglories.livejournal.com]

[The video clicks on to a... moogle paw, and the sound of many kupos and the indistinct sound of someone possibly snoring, but the combined kupos are somewhat drowning that out. After a minute or so of this, the camera readjusts to first show the remains of Madain Sari, the Eidolon Wall in the distance, before turning around to show at least a dozen moogles sitting on... well, something.]

It's not waking up, kupo. I've run out of ideas.

I don't know what we should do, kupo. I think all of us have sat on him by now.

I'll access the network, kupo! Maybe someone will know who he is and what to do--

[The moogles chitter for a moment, before they are all suddenly still, and- a thunderous noise erupts from the thing they are sat on. About half of them flee, and the others stay still as Jecht sits bolt upright to be greeted by a camera thrust into his face and a dozen or so moogles shouting 'kupo!!' simultaneously.]

What are ya-- what are ya all doin' on me?!

U-Use this, kupo!

Quick, run away, kupo!

Hey, hey- wait!

[Almost all the other moogles run off behind a nearby rock, and Jecht is left to stare dumbfounded into the phone in front of him.]