021 - Steiner - Text (Filtered from Garnet plus bad guys)

[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

[Steiner has been thinking about this for some time. Garnet is with child and becoming more obviously pregnant by the day. Zidane still isn't here. That kind of... makes Steiner the default father. At least in his head. He will be responsible for the infant prince or princess just as he has been for Garnet.

Only... babies aren't really Steiner's area of expertise...]

I would like to request some advice! Are there any parents here who might offer their wisdom? My queen I have a friend who is expecting her first child. Since her husband disappeared, she has been left with the heavy burden of bringing up the child alone.

I would offer what assistance I can, but my knowledge of parenting is limited. Should anyone be willing to help, I would be most grateful!


[ooc: strikes are invisible.]

Comments

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

I'm not ashamed. You are - you are simply wrong, that's all! And I wouldn't wish to be the cause of rumours.

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[sonoffigaro.livejournal.com]

Oh? Are you saying you do not want a child with Alexandria's finest?

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

N-no! [He's just going to stammer and turn even brighter red if that's possible, until he manages to get out a plea.] Your Majesty, please, do not put words in my mouth!

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[sonoffigaro.livejournal.com]

Then you must be specific, my good man. It is, after all, so easy to get the wrong impression when one knows only half of the tale.

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

My... friend wishes to remain anonymous. Just know that she is most certainly not Beatrix!

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[sonoffigaro.livejournal.com]

[And Edgar has a very good guess as to who that "friend" is. But he'll be nice and not say.]

But we shall one day hear the pitter-patter of tiny little armored booties?

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

I - I cannot say.

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[sonoffigaro.livejournal.com]

[And a chuckle.]

Very well, Captain, I will leave you in peace. But do apprise us on the General's... condition, if it progresses.

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

...

[Okay, he's just going to... give up now.]