021 - Steiner - Text (Filtered from Garnet plus bad guys)

[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

[Steiner has been thinking about this for some time. Garnet is with child and becoming more obviously pregnant by the day. Zidane still isn't here. That kind of... makes Steiner the default father. At least in his head. He will be responsible for the infant prince or princess just as he has been for Garnet.

Only... babies aren't really Steiner's area of expertise...]

I would like to request some advice! Are there any parents here who might offer their wisdom? My queen I have a friend who is expecting her first child. Since her husband disappeared, she has been left with the heavy burden of bringing up the child alone.

I would offer what assistance I can, but my knowledge of parenting is limited. Should anyone be willing to help, I would be most grateful!


[ooc: strikes are invisible.]

Comments

[video] YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE. ILU.

[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

[Just let him gape for a moment.]

N-no, you misunderstand! I am speaking on behalf of someone else. Towers are irrelevant!

[This seemed like it would make more sense before he said it. Um.]

[video] ILU2

[stfuporom.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he can't help it.]

So you've gone and gotten some poor lady with child, huh?

[video]

[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

[OUTRAGE.]

...Of course not! No! How dare you suggest such a thing! That I would besmirch a lady's reputation by... No! Never!!!!

[video]

[stfuporom.livejournal.com]

[Palom actually has the nerve to laugh.]

Calm down, will ya Steiner? I'm just joking!

[video]

[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

[Grrr!]

That is no laughing matter! You shouldn't joke about such things!

[video]

[stfuporom.livejournal.com]

[Still laughing. It's so fun to troll you, Steiner.]

And why not, huh? The reaction is priceless!

[video]

[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

You still should not joke about it!

[Humour. Steiner does not get it.]