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[empires-lapdog.livejournal.com]

[A fully armoured Judge stands in amongst Gnomes, all of whom seem highly amused by him. He is quite clearly not as amused as they are. He has his arms crossed and a small Gnome is desperately trying to put a flower on his head, despite the helmet.]

He's so angry, kupo! Hahaha! [Gabranth draws his weapon and points it at the Gnome but he wavers slightly on the draw. He's exhausted and wounded.]

'Twould be best and wise of you not to continue that course of action.

Oh no! He's gonna hurt that Gnome! Kupo! Don't hurt the Gnomes, stupid! Kupo!

[Gabranth turns his attention to the moogles with the device.] What in the name of Galtea is happening? Overweight moogles and Gnomes?

Gods... I have honestly lost my sanity... [A small projectile hits his helmet and he grunts angrily, making for the moogles.]

Uh-oh... He's coming! Kupo! Hahaha! Run!

[The feed cuts abruptly.]

Comments

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[bearitproudly.livejournal.com]

No, nothing ails me. I await Vaan and Penelo. [Which almost says he gets to do babysitting duty.]

You are here... I no longer need to bear your name.

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[empires-lapdog.livejournal.com]

You wait upon children that have little importance rather than to accompany Larsa? [Um, not impressed, big bro.]

'Twas our mother's maiden name, it is yours as it is mine.

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[bearitproudly.livejournal.com]

They are providing transportation, nothing more. I arrived at far too remote of a location.

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[empires-lapdog.livejournal.com]

[His reply is delayed and when he finally returns contact he looks livid.]

I must ask that you grant me a small favour, if we are to call each other brother again.

I am stuck within a place known as Tozus... it is, apparently, a Gnome village. I am afraid it is... a miniscule village and I am... no longer my correct size.

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[bearitproudly.livejournal.com]

[And he listens... is that a twitch at the corner of his mouth? No, he's not going to laugh...]

A favor? Anything.

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[empires-lapdog.livejournal.com]

Mayhap you could procure the aid of a white mage and return me to my correct size?

We may travel to... Narshe together, then. I have much I wish to say to you... that must be said in person.