[video] Don't Play With Your Food

[flyboy-red.livejournal.com]

[Reno is in Lindblum's streets, looking down at something as he walks, something by his feet, out of shot.]

No-- I got enough pets. Go away!

[He sighs slightly.] Yeah, so Lindblum's doing okay since the dragon attack. Looks like repairs are happenin' and-- LOOK WILL YOU JUST GO AWAY?

[Reno speeds up walking, turning down a street.]

Uh, yeah... the kittens are gonna be ready for sale soon. They're getting bigger and looking a lot more like ca-- ...what are you?

[He's looking down at whatever it is.] Why do you smell like onions?

[It squeaks at him and jumps up and down. Reno turns the camera on it to show a Wild Onion bouncing up and down at him.]

What is this? Why won't it go away? [Reno shoves it away with his foot but it continues to follow him. This is going to be a long day.]

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[flyboy-red.livejournal.com]

It's a Wild Onion, apparently. All I know is it's a real handful.

[He shrugs a little.]

You after a kitten, little lady?

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[flyboy-red.livejournal.com]

[By the time he responds, he's in his room, with the kittens mewing noisily.] It'll cost ya. These guys are burning a hole in my wallet.

[He pans the camera to show an assortment of kittens, with different colours, mostly reds, browns and gingers with dashes of black.]

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[flyboy-red.livejournal.com]

Well, if I knew who the daddy was, I'd charge more, but I don't soooo...

Eh, 250 gil. They need a lot of care, girly. What's your name, so I can remember who wants a kitten?

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[flyboy-red.livejournal.com]

No problem. I'm Reno.

[He scoops up one of the ginger ones, holding it up. It paws at the screen.]

How about this one? She's real friendly, and doesn't act like her grumpy old Ma at all.

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[steelguards.livejournal.com]

[And Snow pops up, having overheard Serah basically cooing over the kitten.]

Hey-- how 'bout I get that for you?

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[steelguards.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't he get brownie points for offering to get the kitten? Plus he can be pretty cute at times, too.]

'Course! Anything for my girl.

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[flyboy-red.livejournal.com]

[And here is Reno linefacing at this pair.]

Riiiight. So you're getting the cat instead?

Whatever, just as long as one of you comes to pick it up.

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[steelguards.livejournal.com]

[Reno just gets a friendly grin.]

Yeah, I'll be the one getting the cat. Where can I find you?

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[flyboy-red.livejournal.com]

Lindblum Inn. [Here, a room number.]

If I ain't in, there'll be a big guy with shades on. Just tell him Reno said you can buy one of the cats.

What's your name?

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[steelguards.livejournal.com]

Great, I'll be over to pick it up soon! And the name's Snow.

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[flyboy-red.livejournal.com]

[Oh god what is that face about?!?! KILL IT WITH FIRE.]

Snow. Got it. [Dumb name for a dumb face. No way to forget~]

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[steelguards.livejournal.com]

[The ecstatic look remains.]

Thanks, man.