[Video]

[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

[When the video turns on, there's nothing but a view of the ceiling at first, along with the sound of some strange little grunts and growls. Then a few beeps as if someone is randomly pressing (or more like kicking) at buttons. A tiny Storm Dragon face shows up next, before equally tiny claws begin scratching at the screen.]

[Then, a voice, as Kain enters the room.]

You seem to be far more energetic today. What do you ha- [A sigh of faint exasperation, but Kain's tone is far from the usual threats he'd give a person. He doesn't even seem to be at all angry.] ...I suppose that is what I get for leaving that device behind.

[phone call - Tidus]

[summoningcalm.livejournal.com]

[Father-in-law-to-be is calling! Pick up!!]

011 - Steiner - Video

[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow... Look at this! Captain! Captain!

[Steiner and his fellow knights are in the officers' mess in Alexandria Castle, tucking into their dinners. It's a noisy room, but the knight holding the Sky Phone has managed to attract the attention of the others. What's he looking at? Steiner. The captain has somehow contrived to stick a fork in the back of his hand.

Yes. A fork. In the back of his hand. And he doesn't appear to have noticed. Steiner looks up as the knight shouts.]

What are you doing with that infernal thing, Blutzen? Put it down!

But, Captain - your hand!

[Everyone's looking now, and there are cries and shocked exclamations. One of the wimpier knights next to Steiner actually faints, his face smacking into his bowl of stew. That's nothing compared to Steiner's reaction. He jumps about a foot in the air.]

ARGH!

[Yanking hard, he pulls the fork out, blood dripping down his hand.]

Who did this? Which of you was it? I demand to know NOW!

[All of the knights deny it. Most of them are backing away.]

Captain, didn't you feel it?

[Steiner shakes his head, looking bewildered.]

No... I suffered a burn this morning and didn't notice. I spar every day and never feel a thing. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

[He storms up to Blutzen, his face filling the camera.]

I need a doctor! A magician! Anybody! Somebody tell me what is going on!