[Voice Transmission - Kefka 005]
Dec. 21st, 2009 09:57 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
[ Sounds of magic being flung around as an audible yawn echoes ]
Oh dear, oh dear, these monsters are slowly becoming a slow annoyance.
HELP ME! HELP ME PLE-
[ Sounds of magic are heard as the voice quiets ]
I swear, whether they're monsters or humans, they all seems to piss me off lately.
[ A sigh ]
Also, my fellow intellectual, I'm afraid this fool may have lost your subject. He was an acceptable loss, all the boy did was prove how heavy a corpse he would be when he passed on. Though if it helps, the boy was left with nothing to defend himself with. If I were a merciful God, I would have saved him and helped him in his hour of need. But he was really starting to piss me off, so I left him to the wolves...figuratively and literally.
Oh, if only I could be there to see his anguish, his suffering, his absolute fear. I know it would be just...lovely. Never the less, this jester wishes [Sound of lighting] Wishes [Ice] wi-
...Hold on.
[Sounds of a giant inferno floods the background]
Where was I...ah yes, this jester wishes his sincerest apologies. But know, I will pay you a visit, I believe the two of us can...help each other.
Oh dear, oh dear, these monsters are slowly becoming a slow annoyance.
HELP ME! HELP ME PLE-
[ Sounds of magic are heard as the voice quiets ]
I swear, whether they're monsters or humans, they all seems to piss me off lately.
[ A sigh ]
Also, my fellow intellectual, I'm afraid this fool may have lost your subject. He was an acceptable loss, all the boy did was prove how heavy a corpse he would be when he passed on. Though if it helps, the boy was left with nothing to defend himself with. If I were a merciful God, I would have saved him and helped him in his hour of need. But he was really starting to piss me off, so I left him to the wolves...figuratively and literally.
Oh, if only I could be there to see his anguish, his suffering, his absolute fear. I know it would be just...lovely. Never the less, this jester wishes [Sound of lighting] Wishes [Ice] wi-
...Hold on.
[Sounds of a giant inferno floods the background]
Where was I...ah yes, this jester wishes his sincerest apologies. But know, I will pay you a visit, I believe the two of us can...help each other.