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[The video starts off somewhat shakily while Edge battles with the mysterious technology. At first, the only image visible is the interior of a tavern, with the din of strangers' conversations providing a white noise in the background. Before long, though, Edge's masked face comes into view, giving a little wink as he begins to schmooze.]
Ladies!
I don't know you, and you don't know me. This is a TRAVESTY that needs to be fixed right now. So here's what you'll need to be caught up to speed with me: My name is Edge, and I am made of Amazing.
I'm visiting your lovely city of Alexandria at the moment, and unfortunately have found myself left all by my lonesome. I've seen a couple of you girls sending out messages through this thing, and might I say a lot of you are mighty fine! How many of you are local? I'd love it if I could have someone to show me around.
Ladies!
I don't know you, and you don't know me. This is a TRAVESTY that needs to be fixed right now. So here's what you'll need to be caught up to speed with me: My name is Edge, and I am made of Amazing.
I'm visiting your lovely city of Alexandria at the moment, and unfortunately have found myself left all by my lonesome. I've seen a couple of you girls sending out messages through this thing, and might I say a lot of you are mighty fine! How many of you are local? I'd love it if I could have someone to show me around.