The Man Who Sailed Over The Sun [accidental; video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[This accidental video starts out a tad fuzzy because of the harsh static that married the footage, however it was easy for those listening to hear the conversation at hand.]

I-I have no idea how that happened! I was merely trying to reach the shelf, and then I went sailing through damn ceiling!

Are you hurt? Look like you broke a few things…

Of course, I’m hurt! What the hell do you expect, you mindless churl?! I went through the bloody damn roof!

We have to get you to a doctor then!

Oh, you can think after all! Here I was worried that you Gaian bastards were incapable of thought.

[The audio eventually gives out, but the video finally pops on. With hints of blue and white peeking into the lenses of the sky phone’s camera, one could tell that they were staring at a large gaping hole within the ceiling of someone’s room. The audio is muted, but people could be seen walking past the camera looking quite panicked.

With several planks of wood falling from the ceiling, the onlookers scramble to get out the way, and the sky phone accidentally is trampled on. The connection ends.]



(ooc: it's really not hard to figure out which speaker is Cidolfus, is it? Expect some delay in his reply, but those in Lindblum can come see the chaos that ensued.)

Comments

[video]

[animus-concisus.livejournal.com]

Do we really need more destruction in this city?

[audio]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[A few minutes roll by, but finally a reply was given.]

All of Lindblum can go straight to hell for all I care!

[He whimpers.] Ow, ow...

[video]

[animus-concisus.livejournal.com]

It appears to be starting to.

What did you do to yourself?

[ video ]

[bastard.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Dr. Cid, you never cease to amuse him]

Have a little too much to drink again, doctor? And you didn't even think to invite me.

[ video ]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[Cidolfus would have laughed if it didn't hurt to do so.]

No, my boy. I am afraid alcohol had little to do with this farce.

[ video ]

[bastard.livejournal.com]

Random destruction, then? I'm still hurt I wasn't invited.

[ action ]

[cyke.livejournal.com]

[Rude's not typically one to be drawn in by commotion, but he can't help but notice the gaping hole in the roof of the Lindblum Inn.

He really hopes that Cid managed to miss his room on the way up...]

[Action]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[With a good majority of the roof destroyed, the innkeeper was actually recommending some of his tenants to seek shelter elsewhere. Luckily Lindblum is a rather large city, so there are other inns that tourists could flock to. Unfortunately for Cidolfus, it looked like he would be spending the rest of his time in Lindblum at the local hospital.]

My god, I'm surprised I'm not dead...

[He's sitting on the floor with a few healers tending to his wounds.]

Ow ow! Go easy on me!

[ action ]

[cyke.livejournal.com]

[Never one to beat around the bush, Rude doesn't hesitate to approach the injured Cid despite the fact that he was in the middle of having his wounds treat. Hey, if his room was demolished he figured he had a right to ask]

What happened?

[video]

[captainrygdea.livejournal.com]

How did you manage that?

[Rygdea looks amused. Concerned too, because falling through a ceiling has got to be painful, but still very amused. He can't help it, ok? ...Oh wait, the area looks familiar. He doesn't look so amused anymore.]

Aw man, don't tell me that's the inn. Are buildings always blowing up and falling apart around here?

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

You little bastards are more concerned with the well-being of a damn inn rather than for your fellow man.

[video]

[recites-always.livejournal.com]

You went through a roof, dear doctor? And here I thought I and my comrades were the only ones to fly...

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[Why is everyone finding such schadenfreude in his suffering?]

Guard your tongue, knave. I've dealt with you far too many times for my liking in the past. I know what sort of sass will come from you, so I warn you now; I am in no mood for you.

Although, I am admittedly curious as to how the hell I managed to 'fly' as you say.

[video]

[recites-always.livejournal.com]

[Because he doesn't like Cid. That and he honestly couldn't resist poking this time. Through a roof? Oh yeah, that is totally cause for poking.]

You are also too far away to make use of such a threat. Besides, I am curious as to how you even in such a position to go through a roof in the first place.

[Video]

[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

[Kain was, ironically enough, tempted to make a snarky comment about dragoons making much better landings. But the situation is weird enough that he withholds it.]

...You literally went through the roof?

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

Aye, I did! I flew, I tell you! I literally flew out of the damn inn and on to the roof.

I do believe there's something wrong me, something more than usual.

[video]

[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

An unusual predicament... I've not heard of anything like it, that was so unintentional.

[voice]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

...Oh, ha-ha. I'm well, even if that sad little joke gave me indigestion.

[video]

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

[Ho snap! Beautiful woman alert, must look presentable at all costs even though he knows he has no chance in hell.]

Ah, Miss Yuna! What a pleasure to see you again! I am well, a tad frazzled but well.

[Audio] OMG SO LATE TO PARTY :D

[rughadjeen.livejournal.com]

That is...quite an impressive hole you managed, or someone managed, to create.

[Audio] >:/ WRY SO LATE!

[nethi-cite.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? I can't believe I am still alive...