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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

[It's Yuffie's phone, but it looks like someone's picked it up and is filming what's going on.

Yuffie's in the center of the screen, pushing a rather irate gentleman out of the pagoda doors. There are flowers strewn about the floor, several boxes of chocolate, and miscellaneous gifts scattered about.]

-AND STAY OUT!

[Yuffie huffs at the door, slamming it shut.]

You'd think that when I say "I don't want a suitor and no, I don't want to be married" people would take the hint! Gawd.

[She kicks the door for good measure.]

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[chaos-vessel.livejournal.com]

Having trouble?

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

[It's a few minutes before Yuffie responds, because she's shoving out another guy. An unknown voice comes over the feed.

Miss Kisaragi... your phone-

-I'm busy!

You have someone on the line-

Why didn't you say so?!

[Scramble, scramble... and then Yuffie's face appears.]

Vince!

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[chaos-vessel.livejournal.com]

Yuffie. [If he were the type to say it, he'd comment that it's been a while, but that's mostly been his own fault.]

What is that about?

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[glorious-mercy.livejournal.com]

[He's amused at this, though the only sign of it lurks within those green eyes and one would have to know him to even spot it then. Unfortunately there is something of that amusement also subtly coloring the tone of the few words he speaks.]

And what brought that on? [He means the rash of suitors not the little temper tantrum.]

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

There's some stupid rumor going around that I'm up for grabs.

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[nogoodpeople.livejournal.com]

You would think.

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

Clearly this isn't the case.

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[nogoodpeople.livejournal.com]

You grow used to it.

[That or you scare people off, but to each their own.]

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[stragothemagus.livejournal.com]

Is something the matter, miss?

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

Stupid people are my problem, unfortunately.

[stragothemagus.livejournal.com]

But why would they want to marry you?

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[lionwarhero.livejournal.com]

[He rolls his eyes before turning on the video.] Lady Kisaragi, have you taken to inviting less savory men to your home?

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

[Sob.] That's not the case at all, Delita.

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[lionwarhero.livejournal.com]

Yet he was there?

[He'd like to know why, but 'tis not proper to ask the question.]

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[petalwhirlwind.livejournal.com]

[Ursula just shakes her head.]

You'd think, but some people just don't get it unless discouraged through more means than verbal.

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

They're lucky I'm just kicking them out and not punching them out.

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[petalwhirlwind.livejournal.com]

What's the rush, anyway? Or is it always like that?

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[theleadingman.livejournal.com]

At least you get chocolate out of this debacle. [He smirks.]

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

I think you might have brought up the one good thing about this.

[Video] TROLLIN'

[rebelpugilist.livejournal.com]

Who'd wanna marry you? [He grins.]

[Video] SHE'S GONNA PUNCH YOU.

[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that I'm quite the catch!

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[twistedjudge.livejournal.com]

[YOU GET LAUGHTER, YUFFIE. LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHTER.]

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

[UGH, FANG. Y U DO DIS]

Any time now, Fang!

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[heartofheaven.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Yuffie. Never change.] It looks like you're handling it.

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[championofwutai.livejournal.com]

You'd be proud of me, Tifa! I haven't picked up my shuriken yet!