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[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

[When the recording starts, Kain grumbles under his breath.]

'Grumpy Dragon Guy.' I would never...

[Then there's a moment of silent glaring. He's inwardly very confused by this, but he's going to hide that fact by being more annoyed than usual.]

Whoever wrote that letter to Reis had better give an explanation for it.

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[trinitycrusades.livejournal.com]

[After the conversation with the Warrior of Light, Cecil can only come to one conclusion.]

...It was a love letter, wasn't it, Kain?

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[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

[Oh, this is SO very awkward to discuss, BFF. Kain keeps up the annoyance, it's his default for a thing he doesn't understand. But Cecil sounds like he knows what's going on.]

...Yes. It was. Have you some idea about it?

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[trinitycrusades.livejournal.com]

None, until you mentioned it just now. Did you ask someone to write it for you?

[lastsummoner.livejournal.com]

Was it a bad letter?

[The question sounds like childish innocence, but if it was lousy, Eiko's demanding a refund. She's already crabby for getting in trouble over the letters when she didn't write them.]

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[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

Of course not. The very idea...

[Whoever wrote it apparently knows Kain's grumpy moods well, however...]

[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

[For now, Kain isn't too suspicious of her. YET.]

...It was highly inappropriate.

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[trinitycrusades.livejournal.com]

...Is not so surprising. I saw the way the two of you were behaving around each other not long ago, if you recall. [Hand holding. Smiling. GAZING LOVINGLY INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES okay no the shipping goggles embellished that part.]

[lastsummoner.livejournal.com]

What's inappropriate mean?

[Remember, her vocabulary isn't as expansive as an adult's. Eiko's frowning, trying to figure out if that's a bad thing and if she needs to have a tantrum.]

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[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

...

[Kain can only stare in shock. He has no idea how he feels about that. Or about the fact that his friend is such a shipper.]

[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

It wasn't... proper, for the situation. [Tries to get even simpler than that.] It was wrong.

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[trinitycrusades.livejournal.com]

Speechless, Kain? That isn't like you.

[He's teasing, just a little.]

[lastsummoner.livejournal.com]

[Okay so that's not the first she's heard that over the last few days. Probably won't be the last. But Eiko just does not get it. In the book they've been reading, love letters make people happy.]

But I don't get it. Why's a love letter wrong? It's supposed to make people happy!

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[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

Cecil, I don't know what you mean by that.

[He is such a failure at the concept of 'love'. Mostly because he spends way too much time desiring your wife.]

[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

Not when it's made for people who don't intend to write such a thing.

[Not that Reis isn't... She's actually quite- No, he isn't even going to risk such thoughts.]

Why does this matter interest you so much?

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[trinitycrusades.livejournal.com]

[Too much information, buddy.]

You and Reis are very close. It wouldn't surprise me if you did send her such a letter, that's all.

[lastsummoner.livejournal.com]

[Just a little too late Eiko realizes she mentioned love letters and Kain didn't exactly say that's what it was. Oops. At least he hasn't yelled at her yet?]

Well because you like that flower girl and she was rude and ran off and married someone else. You should have a happy ending like in the book too.

[Holding up 'the book' which is nothing more than Gaia's version of Twilight and is now the PTGC's Bible for all things romance.]

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[eidolon-soul.livejournal.com]

...what letter? What are you talking about?

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[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

...Someone is obviously playing a prank.

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[sonoffigaro.livejournal.com]

...You mean to say that Reis received one of those... letters as well?

[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

[Kain stares at her, seething with a quiet inner rage upon Rosa being brought up.]

Don't ever mention that situation again. To me or anyone else.

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[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

Yes... You mean that there were more of them?

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[dragoon-rising.livejournal.com]

[But your wife is still incredible and now she's even officially reached MILF status.]

I wouldn't write such things. Besides, she already has someone.

[Perhaps there is a very well-hidden tinge of regret to that last part that could be picked up on if he was listening closely.]

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[sonoffigaro.livejournal.com]

Yes... And this has gone far enough. [Kain might be glad to not be on the receiving end of that voice, because Edgar is clearly very angry, and just as clearly keeping it in check so he doesn't explode.]

[lastsummoner.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[Blinkblink. Do not get that grouchy response at all.]

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[eidolon-soul.livejournal.com]

Someone sent her a letter saying it was from you?

...what was in it?