[Yuffie sets her Sky Phone down on a rock, adjusting the position slightly, before running back a couple of feet. She judges the position for a moment, nods to herself, and begins.]
So I guess I should make a formal introduction, hm? To those that have heard this already, you better still listen!
[Cue awesome Yuffie posing. Go!]
The champion of the earth and the sky, the conqueror of evil! The single white rose of Wutai! I am Yuffie Kisaragi!
And... [She runs closer to the screen.] I'll be kindly taking Wutai off your hands! I'll just need to talk to the appropriate people, so don't worry! I've got everything under control!
I'll be making a quick stop in Lindblum to visit a friend, and then it's off to Wutai!
[The feed then cuts off as Yuffie turns it off.]