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mooglenet_backup2011-06-01 12:27 am
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[H/W - Unbeknownst Video ]
[The video opens with a certain pilot sleeping away, leaned up against a water fountain with rather colorful display behind. Oh, and a few moogles hovering around him in an almost vain attempt to awake him from a previously drunken stupor.]
He's not waking up, kupo... [One covers its mouth in worry.]
[Another shakes its head.] And he smells like a bar!
[One final other, with little paws on it's hips, sighs;] Try waking him up again, kupo!
[Cid's cheek gets poked and he flinches with a little grumble, swatting a hand at nothing.] Nngh... goddamn... bugs...
.... Again, kupo. [The pilot then gets his hair sharply tugged and he snaps to alert, that idly swatting hand suddenly moving with reason; sending a moogle to fly off-screen and hit the ground with a small noise.]
H-holy shi—you alright? [He moves to sit up more, wavering and leaning over to the floating again creature.]
Just fine, kupo! [Then, the three moogles all start to fly off, the one that was hit pointing to the screen.] This is your new phone!
[The voices start to fade off.] Welcome to Gaia! Take care!
Goodbye, kupo~!
.... "Welcome ta Gaia"? ... No shit. Where the hell else would I be? [Cid flops back down to light a cigarette, looking around suspiciously. ] Though I dunno where the hell this place is, [He starts getting up, taking a long drag and reaching for his new phone.] Pretty sure I was home in bed when I passed out. [Came the sigh and puff of smoke as he closed his phone, the transmission ending.]
He's not waking up, kupo... [One covers its mouth in worry.]
[Another shakes its head.] And he smells like a bar!
[One final other, with little paws on it's hips, sighs;] Try waking him up again, kupo!
[Cid's cheek gets poked and he flinches with a little grumble, swatting a hand at nothing.] Nngh... goddamn... bugs...
.... Again, kupo. [The pilot then gets his hair sharply tugged and he snaps to alert, that idly swatting hand suddenly moving with reason; sending a moogle to fly off-screen and hit the ground with a small noise.]
H-holy shi—you alright? [He moves to sit up more, wavering and leaning over to the floating again creature.]
Just fine, kupo! [Then, the three moogles all start to fly off, the one that was hit pointing to the screen.] This is your new phone!
[The voices start to fade off.] Welcome to Gaia! Take care!
Goodbye, kupo~!
.... "Welcome ta Gaia"? ... No shit. Where the hell else would I be? [Cid flops back down to light a cigarette, looking around suspiciously. ] Though I dunno where the hell this place is, [He starts getting up, taking a long drag and reaching for his new phone.] Pretty sure I was home in bed when I passed out. [Came the sigh and puff of smoke as he closed his phone, the transmission ending.]
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'Cause you were here. Gaia does this thing where it'll pull ya here, spit you back home, then pull you right back.
[video]
So wait, I was home an' got dragged here then got sent back home ta only come back here? That what yer tellin' me? Who in the hell thought that'd be a good idea? I got shit ta handle back home if nobody noticed.
[video]
Um... sounds about right? You can blame Garland for that one. He's the one who started the spell.
[She huffs.] We all had things to do back home, gawd.
[video]
Garland? Ain't nobody found that bastard? Need's ta be punched in the face fer all this.
[video]
Well, we're working on it! We're planning a trip to the Elemental Shrines to see if we can find the Chaos Shrine. That's where Garland's supposed to be.
And then? He's totally getting my shuriken to his face.
[video]
An' good, sounds like the bastard deserves it if he needs a knife ta the face.