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mooglenet_backup[Feed is shaky as it comes on, then pans onto Dah Vis' face. He's standing somewhere in the vicinity of Conde Petie if the sound of 'Rally-ho!' in the background is any indication.]
Anyone interested in a Clavat baby? We found one in our camp this morning and don't know what to do with it.
[Video turns to show Hana Kohl holding a red haired baby, looking both perplexed and irritated.]
It's clearly a Lilty baby, look at the tuft on its head. And why do I have to hold it anyway. You mind it.
Do you have eyes in your head? It can't be Lilty. There's no plant budding from it, just hair.
You ever seen a Clavat with hair this color, you ignoramus? Lilty I tell you.
[The bickering continues until the post times out.]
Anyone interested in a Clavat baby? We found one in our camp this morning and don't know what to do with it.
[Video turns to show Hana Kohl holding a red haired baby, looking both perplexed and irritated.]
It's clearly a Lilty baby, look at the tuft on its head. And why do I have to hold it anyway. You mind it.
Do you have eyes in your head? It can't be Lilty. There's no plant budding from it, just hair.
You ever seen a Clavat with hair this color, you ignoramus? Lilty I tell you.
[The bickering continues until the post times out.]
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[video]
Date: 2010-04-04 05:49 am (UTC)That's my baby.
[video]
Date: 2010-04-04 05:56 am (UTC)What's it doing here?
Yeah, why'd you dump it on us?
We should get paid for minding it.
That's a fair enough trade, I think.
She doesn't look like any Clavat I've seen.
She's too tall to be a Lilty. I was right
Maybe she's a Yuke, see those things poking out of her head?
Yukes wear armor, stupid.
[video]
Date: 2010-04-04 06:03 am (UTC)[She doesn't say anything about paying the kids... they just better be good to her son until she gets there.]
[video]
Date: 2010-04-05 03:22 am (UTC)[Vidina starts fussing from hearing his mother's voice.]
What's wrong with it?
Maybe it's hungry.
What's your baby eat?
[video]
Date: 2010-04-05 05:12 am (UTC)[Lulu frowns when her baby starts fussing.] Shh, it'll be alright...
He drinks milk. He can't eat anything yet.
[video]
Date: 2010-04-07 10:00 pm (UTC)[That's all it takes for another round of bickering to start up.]
Why me? You're holding it.
Well then you hold it.
[video]
Date: 2010-04-08 05:29 am (UTC)[She sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose.] Stop it. You'll make him cry again.
[video]
Date: 2010-04-10 03:20 pm (UTC)I still think she's a Yuke. Hey lady, can you cast magic?
What does it matter if she can?
It matters because I'm right and you're wrong.
[Might want to hurry on that 'soon' business, Lulu. They're so distracted bickering over the tyke that they're ignoring the phone now.]
[video]
Date: 2010-04-04 06:12 pm (UTC)That's Lulu's baby! How did you get him?!
[video]
Date: 2010-04-05 03:26 am (UTC)Do you want him?
[Video]
Date: 2010-04-05 04:08 am (UTC)That appears to be a Hume babe.
...what is a Lilty?
[Video]
Date: 2010-04-05 04:42 am (UTC)[As Dah Vis talks he pans to a group of Clavats (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080424144529/finalfantasy/images/2/26/FFCCKing_clavats.jpg) from Fum bartering with the local Dwarves and to the Lilties (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080410202424/finalfantasy/images/f/fd/Ffcc_lilty.jpg) who are apparently their escort, given that they are armed. Sure enough, the Clavats look very human like and the Lilties look like small children with plant-like tufts growing on their heads.]
What are you?
[He notices the rabbit ears and conjectures that she must be another native race like the Dwarves. then Hana Kohl butts in.]
What's a Hume??
[Video]
Date: 2010-04-05 04:45 am (UTC)Humes are the race taller than Clavats, those that dominate this world. Many call them 'humans.'
[Pause.]
I am a Viera, a race from Ivalice.
[Video]
Date: 2010-04-07 10:06 pm (UTC)That's the place with the hunters.
Right, the hunters. We made some good trades there.
I still say that lizard man conned you.
He did not!
He did! You could have gotten twice that price for that metal.
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Date: 2010-04-08 07:16 am (UTC)'Lizard man'? You mean, a bangaa? ...they take great offense to being called lizards. I hope you did not gain his ire.
[Video]
Date: 2010-04-10 03:24 pm (UTC)He was pretty angry when we left. So it's your fault.
My fault? You're the one who said he looked like a lizard.
I didn't call him that to his face.
[Video]
Date: 2010-04-10 08:06 pm (UTC)He might have heard you. But...you are not of Ivalice, so you have an excuse.