009 - Steiner - Video [Filtered from Kefka and Kuja]

[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

[The scene: Alexandria Harbour. A strange new vessel has appeared on the water. It is in fact a house boat, which certain Spirans may recognise. Soldiers are already scurrying aboard, prompted by Steiner.]

Search every corner! Leave no nook or cranny unturned! If some impudent rogue thinks they can sail in here with no warning, they can think again! 

[The sounds of banging and crashing emerge from the vessel. It seems the soldiers are taking Steiner at his word. Oh dear, did a window just get smashed?]

Is anyone in there? Tell me!

[A breathless soldier runs up.]

Sir, we've searched the entire vessel. There's no-one in there!

Impossible! They couldn't have sneaked inside the castle. 

Perhaps the vessel was drifting empty, sir.

And washed up here? Hmm. Well, in that case, we can commandeer the boat ourselves. Go and moor her properly!

Comments

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[waterblade.livejournal.com]

[Yes he's going to keep yelling.]

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

Why, you-!

I don't see your name on it! Do you have any proof!?

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[waterblade.livejournal.com]

MY NAME'S ALL OVER IT! THERE'S PICTURES OF ME AND MY FAMILY IN THERE! BLITZBALLS IN THE SECOND COMPARTMENT TO THE RIGHT OF THE STAIRS! BED UNDER THE FORWARD DECK BEHIND THE STAIRCASE ON THE STARBOARD SIDE! AND YOU HAD TO BREAK THE LOCK TO GET IN!

[And he's yanking something out of his pocket. LOOK! KEYS!]

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

[There's a long pause as Steiner just glares.]

Hmph!

[He orders one of the soldiers to check the truth of these statements. The soldier returns and nods.]

That's him, sir! The pictures, I mean.

[Steiner turns back to Tidus.]

Very well! Young man, you are trespassing in Alexandrian waters. Therefore I have no choice but to confiscate your vessel!

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[waterblade.livejournal.com]

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

And if you attempt to trespass on Alexandrian soil again, I shall have you arrested!

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[waterblade.livejournal.com]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR MONTHS AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN MY HOME IN A YEAR AND A HALF!

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[captain-rusty.livejournal.com]

You are clearly a rogue and a criminal! Perhaps when you learn how to speak to your elders and betters, I may allow you to appeal to the queen! Until then, stay out of Alexandrian waters at your peril!

[And Steiner cuts him off.]

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[waterblade.livejournal.com]

[Before the disconnect-]



[Click.]

Damnit!