[Posted Anonomously]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Attention All Single Ladies!

A charming young man with his head in the clouds. Loves the finer things in life, adventure and excitement and has his own airship.

Looking for, a nice woman to bring back down to earth.

Please reply to this message in order to set up a date.

[Off screen Irvine is ashamed...but at the moment he's a little too busy laughing his freaking head off]

Comments

[voice, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

What are you playing at, Irvine? Did Balthier put you up to this? Or was this your own dumb idea?

[voice, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

...Not playing at all. Just thought the guy could use a girl, is all.

[Well now he feels silly]

Gah, I knew this was in Selphie department or Rin- [Blinks almost forgetting who he was talking to] Ring a ding ding.

[voice, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

Ring a ding what?

[voice, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Ring a dinnnnnnn OH LOOK THE DOOR! I BETTER GO GET IT!

[Hangs up]

[voice, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

...Weird.