[Posted Anonomously]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Attention All Single Ladies!

A charming young man with his head in the clouds. Loves the finer things in life, adventure and excitement and has his own airship.

Looking for, a nice woman to bring back down to earth.

Please reply to this message in order to set up a date.

[Off screen Irvine is ashamed...but at the moment he's a little too busy laughing his freaking head off]

Comments

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[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Just someone who's looking out for a friend. The guy is legit. Plus he's handsome too.

[Irvine cringed at that last sentence, you can't see it, but he literally was ready to vomit]

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[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

I want a picture before I'll believe that.

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[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

A picture, huh? Alright hold on...

[ ATTACHMENT: PICTURE (http://www.rpgsite.net/images/screens/3/balthier.jpg) ]

Best I can find of him.

[text, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

Balthier? I don't think so. I'm sure a guy like him can find a girl without your help.

[text, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you know him.

And trust me, the guy is arrogant and cocky to look for a woman. He wants them to find him.

So, what do you say?

[text, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

No way. My friend deserves someone better than him.

[text, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Hey! What does that mean!?

He's a good guy, maybe YOU just has some ridiculous high standards! Not everyone is perfect!

[text, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

Oh, forget it! I'm not arguing with some anonymous jerk.

[text, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Jerk?

Least I don't go on a network and tease someone like this! I mean it's not like you've shown yourself either!

[voice, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

What, did you set it all to anonymous? Well, anyway, I'm Rinoa. So now you know.

[voice, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

[Comes on not really paying attention]

Well I kinda had just so people don't feel emba-

...

[Kicks in]

Rin?

[voice, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

Irvine?

[voice, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

[Silence]

Um...let's just say this meeting never occurred. Okay?

[voice, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

What are you playing at, Irvine? Did Balthier put you up to this? Or was this your own dumb idea?

[voice, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

...Not playing at all. Just thought the guy could use a girl, is all.

[Well now he feels silly]

Gah, I knew this was in Selphie department or Rin- [Blinks almost forgetting who he was talking to] Ring a ding ding.

[voice, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

Ring a ding what?

[voice, private]

[ladiesmanirvine.livejournal.com]

Ring a dinnnnnnn OH LOOK THE DOOR! I BETTER GO GET IT!

[Hangs up]

[voice, private]

[livelyangel.livejournal.com]

...Weird.